Funny Engagement Card Poems: Congratulations for Engagement
Funny Engagement Card Poems: Looking for humorous ways to say congratulations to a newly engaged couple? This post is a quirky mix of poems that make fun of love, rings, commitment, looming matrimony, wedding bells and almost everything else that is associated with becoming a fiancé and fiancée. Read them and get inspired to write your own and original messages for the to-be husband and wife. Before you bombard the couple with your sarcastic quotes, be sure about the fact that they will be able to take your wishes in the right spirit. If you think that putting your borderline humor on a greeting card is a bit too risqué, send it as a text or forward it to everyone in your Snapchat group.
1) Engagement is really halfway between
A relationship and a marriage
Officially you have not yet become a couple
So in reality you haven’t turned a new page
Status quo, is where you are right now
Even though you have exchanged those rings
Nothing has changed, you can still back out
If you have second thoughts, this is perfect timing
Good luck
2) Let me begin by congratulating you both
For finally getting engaged to each other
Although all your friends we betting
That you would never last forever
But now that you have exchanged rings
Your relationship is safe, at least for a while
Although, nothing can be said for sure
Until you cement it by walking down the aisle
Your engagement is incomplete without
The sarcastic wishes of friends like me
Of all the funny things I say in your greeting
I hope the lighter side, you see
3) You engagement marks a new beginning for sure
Of not just a new life phase, but an imprisonment
Soon you will be married to the love of your life
For your friends, you won’t have even a spare moment
So to sum it up, we are mourning the demise
Of the end of our friend’s days of freedom
It was good while it lasted, it really was
From now on your life will drown in boredom
Congratulations
4) I wanted to be different than
Everyone else who wished you
I wanted my greeting to stand out
By saying stuff no one else would do
So instead of showing you the brighter side
Here are the downsides of being engaged
Commitment will bog you both down
You might even feel entrapped and caged
Right now everything might seem flowery
You might even give each other mushy names
But soon enough it will turn into a battle zone
Each other, you will constantly blame
Habits that were once, sweet idiosyncrasies
Will now seem irritating and annoying
As the humdrum of daily life takes over
Romance will give way to lots of arguing
5) Your engagement rings are just the beginning
Of many more crazy expenses to come
From wedding to maternity, many other
Costs will make you financially numb
Being engaged is just the first step
Towards a lifelong merciless slavery
You will keep paying one bill after another
Till the day your hair turns white and frizzy
Congratulations
6) Congratulations on finally getting engaged
As a couple you both make the perfect pair
Here’s raising a toast and hoping
That you bask in each other’s love and care
But at the same time be prepared
To tolerate each other’s bad habits
Disagreements and tempers
Will corrode everything bit by bit
The only way out to save the romance
Is to turn a blind eye to little petty issues
For keeping up with all of life’s dramas
I wish good luck to the both of you
7) Being engaged is a matter of joy, I am sure
You must be celebrating your love, so pure
But behind this facade of happiness, there is a lot more
There will be problems that will make you sore
Nothing in life is perfect, including your lives as a couple
Complications in the everyday humdrum will literally double
You both will constantly be finding each other’s faults
But don’t be afraid, take all this with a pinch of salt
Congratulations
8) Congratulations, you got engaged
How could you be so merciless
Now I am the only one left single
How could you be so ruthless
I will be alone and miserable
How could you be so heartless
I will be depressed and sad
How could you be so pitiless
As fiancé-fiancée, you will be busy
How could you leave me in loneliness
No one will hang out with me
I am mourning the death of my happiness
9) On one hand I feel proud to be
The friend of a couple so sweet
But on the other I feel bitter because
Now I am alone on singlehood’s seat
As fiancé-fiancée you both will be
Busy spending time with each other
No longer will you have the time
To hang out, whenever and wherever
So I say goodbye to my friends
Who were once, free from the core
Now you will have other commitments
That might make life a big chore
Good luck
10) I pity you both for succumbing
To love’s heaving chains
Now you are set to wed
And invite frustration and pain
Why did you have to let go
Of singlehood, a life so fun
You could party or flirt
Without taking anyone’s permission
Now you are bound to
Each others’ whims and fancies
But it’s too late to turn back now
So I wish you happy memories
Congratulations
11) Like two bubbly teenagers in love
Your love is so innocent and naive
But beware of life’s real issues
Things are tougher than you believe
Even a couple as happy as you both
Won’t be spared from nasty fights
Through life’s crazy ups and downs
All you can do is hold on tight
Don’t let this advice dampen
Your celebration and festivities
Surely, your journey as a couple
Will be rife with happy memories
Congratulations
12) I hate you from the bottom of my heart
Because you both are perfect in every way
Whether it is your eternal romance
Or the beautiful sight that you made today
It is because of you both, that being single
Seems dull, boring and lonely
But since you have just got engaged
I will hold back the profanity
So even though I am jealous of you two
I will put my emotions aside for now
To a couple so beautiful and flawless
I take a humble bow
Congratulations
13) The expensive engagement ring
Is just the beginning
Wait till you get to your wedding
The costs will be burdening
After marriage things will be boring
Then you both will start bickering
Which will lead to arguing
And eventually some nasty fighting
But through all these things
You must keep treading
Play out life’s battles smiling
Don’t ever stop loving
Congratulations
14) Congratulations for being engaged to your soul mate
I am envious of your love, so compelling and passionate
But while you hurry along your life’s destiny and fate
Don’t forget to take long pauses and wait
Life’s journey isn’t about getting there faster or quicker
It is about relishing every moment with smiles and laughter
Cherish even the times when you fight and bicker
Go slow – it will help you see life’s bigger picture
Congratulations
15) Forever engraved in my memory
Will remain this beautiful day
What a cute couple you both make
That, I must say
But watching you both slip those rings
Onto each others’ fingers
Also makes me think how you both are now
Like it or not, bound to each other forever
Congratulations
16) Congratulations on getting engaged
But now things won’t be the same
You will take each other for granted
On each other, you will put blame
In your otherwise unblemished love story
There will be fights and arguments
In your otherwise happy journey
There will be those bitter moments
Jokes aside, you both will be fine
Your lives are a dream come true
In life’s topsy-turvy journey
I wish good luck to you
17) The funny man I am
I can’t help but see
The comic side of
The new fiancé-fiancée
While you both make
A beautiful couple
I just can understand why
You want to join and double
First your engagement
Then comes your marriage
After which you will have kids
And then toil till your old age
Good luck
18) You were such a cute couple
So romantic and so carefree
Why did you have to spoil things
By attaching a tag so heavy
Now you are officially engaged
So you have to behave in a certain way
The fun quotient in your life will go down
You will face boring days
But what’s done is done
I bid adieu to a couple who I once adored
Now I may not hang out with you
Because I don’t want to be bored
Congratulations
19) A heavenly sight, you both make
The perfect couple, you both are
Flawless, is your passionate romance
Your bond’s beauty, can be seen from afar
But don’t take advantage of all this
Don’t make others so jealous of you
Single people like me burn from within
While looking at a love so true
So chill out, relax and take it easy
Don’t excessively flaunt your engagement rings
Because single folk like me
Will find it cringe-worthy and annoying
Congratulations
20) The only way to convey how I feel right now
Is to say that I am very sad and gloomy
As fiancé-fiancée you both will have
Less time to have fun and party
While I raise a toast to your undying love
I also observe a minute’s silence
To note the death of fun in your lives
And to express my condolence
Congratulations
21) You are engaged, one step closer to
Officially becoming life partners
Soon you will be permanently
Tied and bound to each other
You will have no choice but to
Tolerate each other’s annoying habits
Good luck for starting a journey
Which will test you to the limits
Congratulations
22) As I congratulate you and your fiancée for getting engaged
I want to give you both a very stern warning, you see
Both of you are free to indulge in your romantic rants at home
But don’t put up a mushy display of your loved up antics in front of me
I know your love is passionate, romantic, blah, blah, blah
But don’t bring your PDA into my face
Don’t be mistaken, I am really very happy for you both
But I don’t want your squishy romance in my space
Ok, ok, I am kidding and I hope you know that
I wish nothing but the very best for you love birds
Knowing the clown that I like to be all the time
Take my greeting in jest and ignore the harmless words
Congratulations
23) So today is finally the big day
When my mate is officially committed
But don’t get too excited buddy
It might be too soon to get elated
In disguise, your engagement in reality
Is the beginning of the perfect ploy
Which will bind you in so called harmony
And steal away all your life’s joy
Say goodbye to late nights
With friends at the pub
Hanging out with your buddies
Is something you might have to snub
No doubt, there are other advantages
Of living life as a couple
But on the whole it is just misery
As a fiancé your responsibilities will double
Good luck
24) I kept thinking of something funny
To write on a greeting card for your engagement
But I stumbled and fumbled along the way
The whole process was almost a nasty torment
I don’t know why but I could not find the words
To write a sweet note or a funny rhyme
Nothing came to my mind, to mark
An occasion that is supposed to be so sublime
I guess that leaves me with no choice
But to pen down this poem in poor taste
But don’t worry guys, the gift I got for you
Won’t let this joyous moment go to waste
Congratulations
25) So, you have just committed your entire lives
To each other on your engagement
Congratulations, you have just signed up
For lifelong enslavement
So, you’ve just bought very expensive rings
For each other on your engagement
Congratulations, you have just blown away
What could have been an early retirement
